slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

(via fighting-and-surviving)


shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via fighting-and-surviving)


tamingofatigress:

dutchster:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

That third last one just makes me happy. 

-Elser

(via radicular)


(via connorfranta)



(via connorfranta)


foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(via radicular)


kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(via radicular)



umq:

Mika by (Georgia Summers)

umq:

Mika by ()

(via purrfxtn)