zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

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